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CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - To the rescue?


TAGS: captain obvious dumb superhero internet meme
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Khatmonsuk

Khatmonsuk - February 13, 2009, 8:53 am, #59294
Hehe okay XD. I will look up perifious and Timmie. I alredy know what fapping and amsome means...sadly (XD).
Culos - February 12, 2009, 7:59 am, #59000
Once upon a time we had the most stupid comment by a guy.girl called Bob. On that day we added the word Bobvious to the Motifake dictionary...You may want to do a search for words like Amsome, Timmie, Fap/fapping and perifious. They too are Motifakenglish
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 7:49 am, #58996
But I cant help but wondering...Why is he called Bobvious here on MotiFake?
Culos - February 12, 2009, 6:40 am, #58989
No big deal, you're forgiven :-)
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 6:38 am, #58988
Answer to Culos: Sorry man. I'm pretty new to MotiFake.
Culos - February 12, 2009, 4:11 am, #58972
Try and get it right, on Motifake it's Captain Bobvious!


THE CAPTAIN - Because the captain can do what he wants.


TAGS: star trek captain
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Axis127

sacho - November 7, 2010, 9:09 pm, #201816
the hat could be sort of ahab from moby ***k. but the moustashe? i think not..
aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:16 am, #126531
stop using ms paint for these, the quality goes in the toilet


DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAA! - CAPTAIN CHAOS!!


TAGS: cannonball dom captain ciaos
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

niz - June 17, 2012, 4:52 pm, #236351
I just watched cannonball run! 5L
Budog - June 13, 2012, 1:18 pm, #236234
LMAO, thanks for the laugh today! 5L
CloudchaserS - June 13, 2012, 9:54 am, #236231
"JJ, I saved that woman's dog!" 5L because I loved that movie when I was a pup!
TheSanityInspector - June 13, 2012, 9:51 am, #236230
Dom DeLuise, RIP...


ETERNAL FACEPALM -




GOD - Has a sick sense of humour.


TAGS: captainbaked
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by GeneralSpam

Sean - April 13, 2011, 5:27 pm, #216343
Depeche Mode: "I don't want to start any blasphemous roumours but I think that God has a sick sense of humour and when I die I expect to find Him laughing."
boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:26 pm, #216324
Dude, if this wasn't ph**oshopped, I will shatner myself. (passed tense of ****ner)


SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.


TAGS: jesus superhero church superheroes god spiderman hulk captain america word bible
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by Oliver Henaine

DZ - April 8, 2009, 3:16 pm, #71614
D.C. bows to knowone!
k - November 3, 2008, 9:00 am, #32807
...and batman is nowhere to be seen. hellz 2 the yeah
Captain Douchebag - July 20, 2008, 11:21 am, #10380
I am deeply offended by this. Everyone knows Jesus was a raptor.
Paul Barfoot - July 17, 2008, 10:13 pm, #10012
They are all my favourite fictitious characters!
what?? - June 30, 2008, 7:25 pm, #7691
Copyright infringement.....hallaleuja!!!
Uhm No. - June 30, 2008, 5:29 pm, #7680
2 words...HULK SMASH!
elonine - June 29, 2008, 12:20 am, #7480
You are RIGHT! On of them is NOt like the others... One of them is a woman!
Ernie - June 23, 2008, 7:12 pm, #6780
You...have...got...to...be...kidding...me. One of these things is not like the others...
Shtoink - June 23, 2008, 3:57 am, #6726
BOO! if wolverine can talk **** to magneto i doubt hed bow to jeebus!


IMPERIAL SUPER SOLDIERS - The Rebel Alliance Is So Screwed...




IF YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION - There are 6000 people exactly like you




CAPTAIN SCHETTINO - Likes his his ships like he likes his whiskey. On the rocks.... Too soon?


TAGS: cruise liner captain fail
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

MindBenda - February 9, 2012, 7:12 pm, #229235
I don't make it a habit of copying anything, actually.
forseti - February 9, 2012, 11:18 am, #229195
Don't be sensitive. Just read your text to find double words before uploading and try not to just copy the idea of others...
forseti - February 9, 2012, 11:15 am, #229194
Allies?? We lost only because of them!!!!!111 An Italian tank has reverse gears and one forward (if the enemy attacks from behind)! Nope, not too soon!
MindBenda - February 9, 2012, 11:08 am, #229192
Hmm, so it would seem. That'll teach me to be sensitive of others feelings lol
Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 6:11 pm, #229086
I thought the Germans and Italians were allies... Too soon?
forseti - February 7, 2012, 2:06 pm, #229075
spelling error. And btw: too late... (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/d/d2/Sean_connery_Schettino.jpg). ;)


A LITTLE TEST OF SEAWORTHINESS -


TAGS: navy captain ensign
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

Peso - July 21, 2011, 8:05 am, #221665
Classic! 5Ls to ya. Once in a great while we would get a new Ensign or a Middie with some spunk but they were few and far between...
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:42 pm, #221641
This coming from an Airman. Go figure. 5


Expendability -


TAGS: trek captain kirk spock
Rating: 2.48/5
Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:34 am, #90525
It's McCoy, right? He's been dead for a decade. R.I.P.


SHAGGED MORE ALIENS THAN KIRK -




ASSEMBLED - The Holy Trinity has returned!!!




WRONG!!!!! - A guy who has bullets bouncing off his eyeballs doesn't need a shield!


TAGS: superman captain america thor dc comics marvel comic book
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by fineline

P0TaT0King - June 11, 2010, 1:33 pm, #179917
Why is marvel and DC mixing wtf is up with this picture


FLYING A PLANE -




NOT IF... - They leave the kitchen.


TAGS: captainbaked
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by GeneralSpam

CaptainBaked - April 12, 2011, 3:01 pm, #216218
*ideas
CaptainBaked - April 12, 2011, 3:00 pm, #216216
HAHA! Nice one dude.. good first attempt.. just keep churning the good idead out, its about quality not quantity


THE FLYING SALAD DODGER - She uses the power of deception... she can't actually fly, But she does defeat and consume evil until there is only good left in the world... Or until she is full...




CAPTAIN TSUBASA - Who needs teamwork when you can break the laws of physics ?


TAGS: captain tsubasa holly hatton benji price mark lenders
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by Zephir

V-Tech - April 23, 2009, 1:48 pm, #74955
it kicks in any moment!
Alexiel - August 14, 2008, 7:19 pm, #14572
snowkids, shadows, and much more from the galactic cup, watch some cartoons too


IN THAT VERY MOMENT - the brave Captain realized that he was piloting a boat, and not, in fact, a submarine.


TAGS: submarine boat captain tanker
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Kevin

Charles - September 12, 2008, 9:16 pm, #20790
Failboat - changing modes


GLORY - Now, as death ascends, Here I stand, I do not fear this end, And now as time, just fades away I bid farewell, My spirit will not die


TAGS: captains log by winter sverge death
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by makingplans4nigel

Frald - August 18, 2013, 5:26 pm, #248797
Hey, wait. Is that Rick Grimes? Between the hand and the guy with the helmet.


YOU HEARD HIM - OR HE'LL GO BORG ON YOU!




AMERICA'S FINEST - How a crossover SHOULD go!


TAGS: optimus prime transformers captain america marvel comics avengers
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by jalford

Anon - July 30, 2009, 7:17 pm, #102595
You do know Transformers is Japanese? True later episodes were american written but on the whole Prime is as American as Godzilla or Nissan :)


CAPTAIN (B)OBVIOUS - Just wanted to point that out.




BALLET CLASSES -


TAGS: ballet classes captain kirk star trek
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by ronsart

hi bye - January 2, 2009, 8:28 am, #48495
that boy is hung.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 31, 2008, 3:17 pm, #47971
Heresy! ...but funny.


CAPTAIN AMERICA VS. BARACK OBAMA - There can be only one!


TAGS: captain america barack obama vs marvel comics avengers invaders
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by lit

BrokenEye - August 24, 2010, 8:29 pm, #190680
Looking like Obama. He's doin it rong.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 1:24 am, #99304
The first 7 months show that America is losing. Sorry folks.


THIS -


TAGS: baseball day chuck norris joke captain hook played catcher once massive hole
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 9:04 am, #138069
OMG A FACE!
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 9:13 pm, #130791
Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 8:04 pm, #130779
The "Hook" part is what clenches this one. Great poster Bart.


POPPING A WHEELIE - because two wheels are still one too many? Buy yourself a damn unicycle then!




THIS IS A JOB - for Captain Backwards!!




YOUR MOVES - Show 'Em


TAGS: captain falcon
Rating: 1.23/5

More motifakes by Gamerdude18

agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:40 pm, #168933
What Matt said. Or, just move.
Fatt Matt - April 2, 2010, 4:08 pm, #168896
Your funny, show it
rerun - April 2, 2010, 3:51 pm, #168894

OK Gamerdude, generally anime/comic are not approved. Please prove your self, and visit the forum and tell us about you.


WHEN OLD PEOPLE GET NOSTALGIC... - they like to remind us that back in their day, they didn't have fancy things like TV, cell phones... or oxygen




KIRK'S TROPHY ROOM - ...And this I had commissioned to honor the size of my balls.




ACT OF GOD?! - This just in! Insurance companies all over the world now think that God hates the Japanese...


TAGS: surfs up dude captain
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

culos - March 12, 2011, 10:46 am, #214078
Good guess!
CaptainBaked - March 12, 2011, 5:07 am, #214073
I guess this wasn't that funny then...


PRIME DIRECTIVE - "No Starfleet personnel may interfere with the normal and healthy development of alien life and culture." Yeah right, when alien females look like this, you'd forget too




WHOA!!!!! - Slow down!


TAGS: captainbaked
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by GeneralSpam

Rudedog - May 28, 2013, 8:27 pm, #246073
Turtle head


TO THINE WINDOW!!!!! - To thine wall! Until the perspiration protrudes from my testicles!


TAGS: captainbaked
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by GeneralSpam

alazgr8 - July 28, 2011, 6:00 am, #222023
I don't get it...
CaptainBaked - April 15, 2011, 6:26 am, #216464
HAHA! Old people rapping...


EPIC FAILURE - YOU HAVE FAILED, MASSIVELY


TAGS: magic captain planet
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by OniRyuKyuu

... - March 4, 2009, 7:52 pm, #63657
Holy hell you have to be dense. Did you really think that magic like that is possible. Dumb a**.


SUPERHERO RETIREMENT VILLAGE - ANTIQUITY




CAPTAIN BEEFHEART - I may be hungry but I sure ain't weird!




SANDWICH ??? -


TAGS: news sandwich captain missing
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by sickartist

spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:42 pm, #145734
Whoop! Whoop! Defcon:3 Fox News reports Military has lost a sammich. Scramble the j...wait...reports coming in...his wife ate it. False alarm people. So what was it PB&J? Baloney? Bring the wife in for a debriefing.


YELLOW SHIRT -


TAGS: life time human nature power captain rule tv show star trek red
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by giulio

red03golf - May 2, 2011, 5:13 pm, #217909
Probably needs Viagra cuz Scotty wouldn't beam him up


HURRY!!!!! - This Cap-n-Crunch buy-one-get-one-free coupon expires in 15 minutes!




INTERIOR DECORATING -


TAGS: captain obvious humor
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Krickit - April 18, 2013, 8:55 am, #245166
Yeah I always say gain too. Not sure why I always have that mixed up in my head
Greeny - April 18, 2013, 5:40 am, #245163
*3 gang
Krickit - April 17, 2013, 11:38 pm, #245158
Probably one of those things only an electrician will notice, but it bugs the hell out of me.
Krickit - April 17, 2013, 11:37 pm, #245157
Who was the hack of a sparky who used a 3 gain box for single switch.


ELMER FUDD - There Is Unrest In The Forest There Is Trouble With The Trees


TAGS: elmer fudd is the block captain
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by rerun

trek - October 14, 2012, 11:18 pm, #239964
Rush + Elmer Fudd? 5 Lions!
douger444 - May 20, 2010, 12:42 pm, #176895
Thewe is Unwest in the Fowest Thewe is Twouble with the Twees


EVEN THE CAPTAIN - Panics when his two girls meet up.




CAPTAIN HOOK -




CLOCK-WATCHERS - Eventually they become captains of industry




HOMELAND SECURITY - Completely dependent on twinkies


TAGS: captain america red skull twinkies humor funny comics
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 9:47 am, #31996
I knew the Patriot Act was a dangerous and irresponsible act of legislation; I just didn't know it also dictated snack choice.
LogicDude - October 31, 2008, 9:04 am, #31983
Would I have to go to Guantanamo if I wanted the Ho Hos? Hold on - someones at the door...OMG SECURITY!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 3:18 am, #31938
Sometimes, in life, you have to take a stand one way or another.
PSA - October 31, 2008, 12:08 am, #31902
Twinkie's VS. Ho Ho's? its not even fair to make us choose........
Agamemnon218 - September 16, 2008, 9:21 pm, #21473
Well yeah, but Iran has been stockpiling weapons grade Ho Ho's for years now.


KINGDOM COME: THE MOVIE - Okay, I'll admit. I wanna see this!




Captain Obvious -


TAGS: captain obvious
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Kung-Fu Devil - June 10, 2013, 4:20 am, #246511
Scratch that, well over a year.
Kung-Fu Devil - June 10, 2013, 4:19 am, #246510
This is my first one in months haha.
Pagong - June 10, 2013, 1:28 am, #246506
Nice to see some of the old regulars here.


"CAPTAIN, WHAT NOW?" - "We'll have to wing it."




REVENGE - I'll follow him around the Horn and around perdition's flames before I give him up




BABY PHOTO'S - Captain Kangaroo was such a cute little critter.


TAGS: captain kangaroo s baby ph**o
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by MustyK

ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 2:27 am, #167302
Little did his Mum know how he would turn out. Oh, and there is no need for an apostrophe on ph**os.


GAY SUPER HEROES -


TAGS: g** heroes canadians captain canuck motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by ronsart

BoneCD - December 8, 2010, 9:30 am, #206061
Ditto guys
Faceplant31 - December 8, 2010, 2:34 am, #206038
I agree canada 100%
CANADA - December 8, 2010, 12:57 am, #206035
anyone else missing the good old days of motifake?
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:14 pm, #134022
ROTFLMAO Ron!!!!
CANADA - November 3, 2009, 1:28 am, #133716
I laughed till it hurt!
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 11:53 pm, #133674
One helluva superfist there... use caution.
Rking - November 2, 2009, 11:53 pm, #133673
g** stereotype
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 11:50 pm, #133668
Like internal lesions ripped, or g** stereotype ripped?
Rking - November 2, 2009, 11:47 pm, #133663
You ever wondered why all the xmen are so ripped? now you know.


HOW I FEEL ! - Two Days Before Pension Day. Anybody Seen The Captain ?




CAPTAIN GREYBEARD - Pillaging Bourgeois Bullshit Since 2006




WOW - Someone up there hates you.


TAGS: captainbaked
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by GeneralSpam

Rudedog - May 28, 2013, 8:28 pm, #246074
In ten years he will probably be your boss


CAPTAIN BOB -


TAGS: bob bobvious obvious captain
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by culos

Mark - March 2, 2009, 3:02 pm, #63036
I didn't know he was missing. Nice to see you back Dude.
LogicDude - March 2, 2009, 2:58 pm, #63035
SWEET!!!!!!!
Fatt Matt - March 2, 2009, 1:48 pm, #63018
HAHAHAHA!!


YELLOW SHIRT -




STARFLEET CAPTAIN -


TAGS: starfleet captain star wars gandhi ph**oshop greatness
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Elder God Douchebag - February 6, 2009, 10:06 pm, #57462
Would you believe he thought Hitler was a good guy?
Cubbybear - January 21, 2009, 6:27 pm, #53596
I would have pictured Ghandi as a weapons officer


BLACKBEARD'S GROG AND ALE - Arrgh ye scurvy dogs, grog is my co-captain.


TAGS: blackbeard grog is my cocaptain
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - March 2, 2012, 7:52 am, #230511
I'll Drink To That.
ICEMAN - March 2, 2012, 1:23 am, #230502
I know you have been told by others before but......... What the phuque........ Quality before quantity.


LEARN GRAMAR - Insano


TAGS: learn gramar captain insaneo insano
Rating: 1.43/5

More motifakes by JT

Asa - November 16, 2008, 3:24 am, #36734
Learn the difference between grammar (yeah, it's got two m's) and spelling, dip****!


Get NJP'd a lot? -




Deadpool -


TAGS: vegan deadpool captain america viewpoint
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - April 23, 2015, 2:48 pm, #260904
Thanks :)
Silverheart - April 23, 2015, 1:51 am, #260887
Meatloaf? Give them rare steak, instead. Or better yet, give me rare steak. 5Ls


Your face when -




CAPTAIN AMERICA -


TAGS: merica avengers captainamerica
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by TheMarinesHaveLanded

mizzdizz - March 29, 2015, 2:19 pm, #260562
Greeny, when ever the military tries to make something more efficient, they don't. When you're in the military, you have to deal with a lot of stuff that doesn't make sense. This probably looked good on paper and someone got promoted. Its the military LOL
Greeny - March 28, 2015, 9:46 pm, #260555
How come the pockets are slanted nowadays?


They all make the same question -


TAGS: marvel dc flash captain america
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

MPsniper - August 30, 2015, 6:30 pm, #262573
uhhmm..."lightning bolts".


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