Captain Demotivational Poster
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - To the rescue?
THE CAPTAIN - Because the captain can do what he wants.
DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAA! - CAPTAIN CHAOS!!
ETERNAL FACEPALM -
GOD - Has a sick sense of humour.
SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.
IMPERIAL SUPER SOLDIERS - The Rebel Alliance Is So Screwed...
IF YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION - There are 6000 people exactly like you
CAPTAIN SCHETTINO - Likes his his ships like he likes his whiskey. On the rocks.... Too soon?
A LITTLE TEST OF SEAWORTHINESS -
SHAGGED MORE ALIENS THAN KIRK -
ASSEMBLED - The Holy Trinity has returned!!!
WRONG!!!!! - A guy who has bullets bouncing off his eyeballs doesn't need a shield!
FLYING A PLANE -
NOT IF... - They leave the kitchen.
THE FLYING SALAD DODGER - She uses the power of deception... she can't actually fly, But she does defeat and consume evil until there is only good left in the world... Or until she is full...
CAPTAIN TSUBASA - Who needs teamwork when you can break the laws of physics ?
IN THAT VERY MOMENT - the brave Captain realized that he was piloting a boat, and not, in fact, a submarine.
GLORY - Now, as death ascends, Here I stand, I do not fear this end, And now as time, just fades away I bid farewell, My spirit will not die
YOU HEARD HIM - OR HE'LL GO BORG ON YOU!
AMERICA'S FINEST - How a crossover SHOULD go!
CAPTAIN (B)OBVIOUS - Just wanted to point that out.
BALLET CLASSES -
CAPTAIN AMERICA VS. BARACK OBAMA - There can be only one!
POPPING A WHEELIE - because two wheels are still one too many? Buy yourself a damn unicycle then!
THIS IS A JOB - for Captain Backwards!!
YOUR MOVES - Show 'Em
WHEN OLD PEOPLE GET NOSTALGIC... - they like to remind us that back in their day, they didn't have fancy things like TV, cell phones... or oxygen
KIRK'S TROPHY ROOM - ...And this I had commissioned to honor the size of my balls.
ACT OF GOD?! - This just in! Insurance companies all over the world now think that God hates the Japanese...
PRIME DIRECTIVE - "No Starfleet personnel may interfere with the normal and healthy development of alien life and culture." Yeah right, when alien females look like this, you'd forget too
WHOA!!!!! - Slow down!
TO THINE WINDOW!!!!! - To thine wall! Until the perspiration protrudes from my testicles!
EPIC FAILURE - YOU HAVE FAILED, MASSIVELY
SUPERHERO RETIREMENT VILLAGE - ANTIQUITY
CAPTAIN BEEFHEART - I may be hungry but I sure ain't weird!
SANDWICH ??? -
YELLOW SHIRT -
HURRY!!!!! - This Cap-n-Crunch buy-one-get-one-free coupon expires in 15 minutes!
INTERIOR DECORATING -
ELMER FUDD - There Is Unrest In The Forest There Is Trouble With The Trees
EVEN THE CAPTAIN - Panics when his two girls meet up.
CAPTAIN HOOK -
CLOCK-WATCHERS - Eventually they become captains of industry
HOMELAND SECURITY - Completely dependent on twinkies
KINGDOM COME: THE MOVIE - Okay, I'll admit. I wanna see this!
Captain Obvious -
"CAPTAIN, WHAT NOW?" - "We'll have to wing it."
REVENGE - I'll follow him around the Horn and around perdition's flames before I give him up
BABY PHOTO'S - Captain Kangaroo was such a cute little critter.
GAY SUPER HEROES -
HOW I FEEL ! - Two Days Before Pension Day. Anybody Seen The Captain ?
CAPTAIN GREYBEARD - Pillaging Bourgeois Bullshit Since 2006
WOW - Someone up there hates you.
CAPTAIN BOB -
YELLOW SHIRT -
STARFLEET CAPTAIN -
BLACKBEARD'S GROG AND ALE - Arrgh ye scurvy dogs, grog is my co-captain.
LEARN GRAMAR - Insano
Get NJP'd a lot? -
Your face when -
CAPTAIN AMERICA -
They all make the same question -